So I’m in the local Apple shop standing at the technical counter when Cokey Falkow walks in and stands next to me. He waits a while since everyone is busy with other stuff.

Then after a few minutes one of the other shop assistants walks into the technical area and, even after seeing Cokey and obviously not recognising him, says to one of the other shop people in earshop of Cokey,  “Dude, Colin Moss is in the shop!”…

(In case you’re wondering, Colin was actually in the shop…)