Quotables

Only the dead have seen the end of war.
- Plato

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
- Confucius

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
- Gandhi

Sometimes you gotta return to ashes to become a phoenix again.
- Steve

No matter how old I get I will never cease to be amazed at where the letter q is in the alphabet.
- Me

Sometimes I like to pretend I’m retarded and struggling to type. People leave me alone and I can continue arbing around you see
- Lynnae

I think killing animals is wrong… unless they’re tasty.
- Me

Sometimes I feel like I’m gonna get busted for sitting at the grown ups table
- Lindi

Third paragraph is hand-wavey new age shite.
- Mike (Referring to Crystal Lamps that give off negative ions)

It’s maybe a good idea to have more carrots than sticks.
- Boss Person

My life… I dunno, I’m drowning in assholes here.
- Igby, Igby goes down

Each blogger is a gravitational center, great or small, but there’s no sun they’re all orbiting around.
- Douglas Wolk

I would rather have the beans separately. They frustrate me too much when they fall off the toast.
- My luff